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dominatrix from hell. ([info]dominatri) wrote,
@ 2009-07-26 01:50:00

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xxii.
With the summer season dwindling to an awful end and next year's school semester being systematized by that of Professor Xavier, I do feel pleasured to inform all Xavier students and/or anyone equivalent to that nature that I have been hired in place of former professor Monsieur Beaubier to instruct his Economics courses for the remainer of the upcoming academic year. I will also be dually attempting a degree at Columbia University. Please don't prod at my telepathic shield with your mental complaints just yet, darlings. In the time where Beaubier returns to Xavier's Institute with the plan of readministering his classes again, I will return him to his position. With everything stated, I will be contriving my lesson plans starting now. Students who will be joining me in the course should know that you will not come away mentally unscathed. I expect nothing but the best from you, and those who should show a lack of decorum will be punished to the utmost following my Xavier's guidelines, of course.

Now you may scream.

[ private to marie-ange colbert ]
I hope I didn't scare them too much, love. Of course I do.

Do know my birthday is only mere days away. If you've been marking at your calendar, like the good friend you are, it is on the second of the following month. We must think of something extravagant to do at once.


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[info]arteriole
2009-07-26 07:51 am UTC (link)
I just busted a rib laughing.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-26 08:05 am UTC (link)
Fabulous! You will hardly need it in my class. We'll be doing away with your antics this year, also love.

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[info]arteriole
2009-07-26 08:12 am UTC (link)
Omg STOP, I seriously can't breathe this is too funny.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-26 08:22 am UTC (link)
What the blo Just smashing, darling. Absolutely brilliant.

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[info]arteriole
2009-07-26 08:58 am UTC (link)
YOU. A TEACHER. Wait wait, what are you going to teach us? How to be an uptight bitch?

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-26 09:23 am UTC (link)
No, that isn't in my lesson plan, Miss Liddel. How about you try to keep your ideas until your graduation, love. Do remember I am the one who puts the final marks on your grade.

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[info]arteriole
2009-07-26 09:28 am UTC (link)
I can keep my ideas just fine thanks, whatever you mean by that. This is fucking ridiculous. Five minutes ago you were threatening people you'd read their minds or turn them into toddlers or what the fuck ever and don't fucking call me Miss Liddell. YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE HALF THE TIME.

I'd rather flunk economics than pretend to respect you or your opinion.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-26 09:46 am UTC (link)
Well, if you're through with this discussion I have a course to plan. Thank you.

Have it your way, love.

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[info]arteriole
2009-07-28 10:57 am UTC (link)
Yeah trust me, we're not through with this yet.

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[info]inksmith
2009-07-27 12:59 am UTC (link)
Let's play hooky, Skipper. I can't deal with the idea of skinny ass as a teacher, it's too Twilight Zone.

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Hendrix.
[info]arteriole
2009-07-28 10:57 am UTC (link)
Bitch is going down. You in?

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Sadie.
[info]inksmith
2009-07-29 02:25 am UTC (link)
I'm so in.

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[info]dominantpersona
2009-07-26 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Don't get so excited. You are only a glorified substitute.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 02:12 am UTC (link)
I am aware of this fact, Miss Beaubier.

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[info]inksmith
2009-07-27 12:56 am UTC (link)
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

Tell me about the law of supply and demand, Miss Ross.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 02:14 am UTC (link)
I'm pleasured to see you are as excited as I am. We will cover this in due time, dear.

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[info]inksmith
2009-07-27 02:39 am UTC (link)
THE EXCITEMENT IS KILLING ME. OH, MY HEART. I give you two months, tops.

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[info]arteriole
2009-07-28 10:58 am UTC (link)
TWO? GENEROUS.

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[info]inksmith
2009-07-29 02:26 am UTC (link)
SHE'S STUBBORN, SADES. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE.

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[info]inhibitions
2009-07-27 02:00 am UTC (link)
Well, this sounds awfully fun.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 02:13 am UTC (link)
It will be as fun as ten paged essays, darling.

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[info]inhibitions
2009-07-27 02:51 am UTC (link)
Only my Great Aunt Gertrude calls me darling, and she's 91. What can you even write ten pages about in Econ?

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 03:00 am UTC (link)
And that is why you're in the class.

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[info]inhibitions
2009-07-27 05:08 am UTC (link)
With your sweetness and sunshiny disposition you're sure to go far in the world of teaching.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 05:29 am UTC (link)
If you apply as much wit to your academic career as you are doing now then maybe you'd be worth this conversation. See you in the Fall, dear.

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[info]inhibitions
2009-07-28 12:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, I can hardly wait.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-28 12:47 am UTC (link)
Splendid! Hope to see you in your seat bright and early in the Fall. Do be sharp or don't bother entering the class. Thank you, love.

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[info]pyrokinesis
2009-07-27 05:22 pm UTC (link)
So you don't even have a teaching certificate? Xavier's really pushing the boat out these days.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Well, the teachers with the certificate seem to be the ones rather disappointing his establishment in my opinion. Miss Beaub

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[info]arteriole
2009-07-28 10:59 am UTC (link)
Maybe we should send her to see the Wonderful Wizard of Oz for one and he'll give her a brain and a heart at the same time.

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[info]whatyoueat
2009-07-27 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Omg, fuck my LIFE Well!

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-27 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Are you distraught?

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[info]whatyoueat
2009-07-27 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh honey, no. But like, shouldn't y'all have, you know. Made some money before you can teach making money?

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
Oh gosh. Trying to read y I'm not sure I understand where you're getting at, darling?

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[info]whatyoueat
2009-07-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
Well. Have you, like, ever had a job, chere?

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-28 04:38 am UTC (link)
Oh Heaven's no! Father and Mother would have had one foot in the grave if I ever had to lift a finger during my childhood. I was sent to a menta

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[info]aerian
2009-07-27 11:14 pm UTC (link)
That's quite the workload!

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
Indeed it is, Emily dear. However, it's nothing I am incapable of managing.

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[info]aerian
2009-07-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
Oh, no, I didn't mean that. Just a lot to do! Good luck.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-28 04:39 am UTC (link)
Thank you, Emily.

Say, you are enrolled for next year, correct?

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[info]aerian
2009-07-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
For economics? I don't think I am! My schedule isn't finalized, though. I'm terrible with money.

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[info]starsnorth
2009-07-29 03:12 am UTC (link)
I've left you the lesson plans from last year to help you.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-30 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, dear.

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[info]hells_belle
2009-07-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
You use a lot of words to say a really small amount.

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[info]dominatri
2009-07-30 10:05 pm UTC (link)
And I find your whole statement to be completely irrelevant, so you used even a limited amount of words to say nothing at all.

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